Found this ad in the weekend Wall Street Journal. It's for a real estate auction company. Maybe you get it. I sure as hell don't.
Note the logo tattoo and logo Mohawk. I'm not sure exactly what this is supposed to tell me about Williams & Williams. But maybe I'm just stupid.
By the way, 918 is an Oklahoma area code and I live in Maryland. Let's hope they didn't run this in the national edition; even just the Baltimore-Washington run is nearly four grand for a quarter-page, which is what this is.
(Click the image to read the copy.)